Kanye dressed

 

 

College Dropout ... lets hope
Kanye West passes this course

KANYE WEST has finally realised he dresses like DEREK ZOOLANDER and has come up with a brilliant self-help plan.

He has applied to study for a Masters degree in fashion at the Central Saint Martins College in London.
He has yet to be accepted, no surprise given his love of appalling outfits - the latest being the MC HAMMER-style trousers he wore at Paris Fashion Week.
Kanye flew into London on Wednesday to meet the head of the course, Professor Louise Wilson.
She has guided the careers of many of Britain's top designers for the past 20 years.
The fashion queen won't give Kanye a place based on his fame.
She has a fearsome reputation in the industry and has even been labelled a "style dictator".
Her previous students include the late ALEXANDER McQUEEN, who was idolised by fashion-obsessed Kanye.
A source said: "Kanye spends a lot of time with fashion students and often hooks up with Central's arty pupils when he is in London.
"The rapper already has work experience with Fendi and Louis Vuitton on his CV.
"Now that he has been interviewed the school's board will have to decide whether to allow him to start the MA fashion course later this year."
It is a big decision because it would get CSM publicity - but it may also damage the school's credibility. There are already rumours flying around among current students.

Does not suit you ... Kanye in just a few of his distasteful outfits

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The source added: "They are saying he has been turned down for a place because his portfolio wasn't up to standard."
Central hardly needs to earn itself more of a rock 'n' roll reputation.
THE CLASH, M.I.A., JARVIS COCKER, members of the SEX PISTOLS and STELLA McCARTNEY are all former students there.
In case he does get knocked back, let's hope Kanye hasn't bought his CHE GUEVARA poster or stocked up on Super Noodles just yet.