Posh is a duck and covergirl

Animal instincts ... Victoria Beckham in Vogue

VICTORIA BECKHAM looks quacking in her latest photoshoot.

She straddles a toy duck as part of a series of provocative shots taken by top fashion snapper ALEXI LUBOMIRSKI for glossy mag German Vogue's May edition.

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The shoot was to celebrate the magazine's "Jeans" special, which is odd since she's not wearing any.

Check them out ... Charlize and Becks wear similar shirts

But inside the mag Posh does give a detailed description of her perfect pair of denims.

She says: "The legs should be cut super long, with narrow knee.

"There is nothing more unattractive than to feel bruised on the waist." Thanks for the tip. I'll bear that in mind next time I go shopping.

Meanwhile in LA, hubby DAVID could have done with one of Vic's top style tips as he had a bit of a fashion disaster while watching basketball.

Actress CHARLIZE THERON turned up at the LA Lakers game wearing the same clothes as him.

Charlize and Becks were both knocking back the lager too.

It's bad enough when you turn up somewhere dressed the same as someone else - but it's even worse if the other person is a bird.

Cautious ... Posh checks out the rear view