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Thursday, April 29, 2010

FASHION POLICE! WHAT NOT TO WEAR

Kelis
Kelis
Did she buy this onesie at Amber Rose's garage sale?
 
 
 
Amber Rose
Amber Rose
And yes, she seems to have purchased this from that rack of forgotten bandage dresses. 
 
 
 
 
 
Jennifer Hudson
Jennifer Hudson
Moooooo! If clothes could talk, that's what Jennifer Hudson’s would be saying.
 
 
 
 
Tyson Beckford
Tyson Beckford
We're assuming his house burned down and this was all he had left from his extensive wardrobe.
 
 
 
 
Star Jones
Star Jones
We call this look, "Laundry Day.” 
 
 
 
 
Serena Williams
Serena Williams
Serena's getup falls into the "if you can't say anything nice" category.
 
 
 
 
Sean Paul
Sean Paul
Sean Paul gives the lie to the "Mohawks-are-always-cool” rule.
 
 
 
 
Sandra
Sandra "Pepa" Denton
Pep, there's no shame in going up a size. Nobody will know but you.
 
 
 
 
Selita Ebanks
Selita Ebanks
You are not a woolly mammoth. Please adjust your wardrobe accordingly.
 
 
 
 
Leona Lewis
Leona Lewis
Is it possible to do clown without looking like one? Leona Lewis is not helping us determine this
 
 
 
 
Jill Marie Jones
Jill Marie Jones
A tutu and a 30-something-year-old woman: two things that were never meant to mate.
 
 
 
 
Estelle
Estelle
This would be kind of cute without the sad crotch. 
 
 
 
Meagan Good
Meagan Good
 
 
 
Rihanna
Rihanna
It's impossible not to wonder if Ri sewed this herself. In which case, E for effort?
 
 
 
Amber Rose
Amber Rose
Hey, at least it's not a catsuit! Baby steps, right?
 
 

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